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ExulanDick Morning-After Mug

The ExulanDick custom 3D-printed phalloprosthesis is an alternative to the standard skin flap phalloplasty.  Following an initial marsupialization, the phalloplast is then custom molded from a friend or relative or purchased from our catalog.  When preparing for first use, simply oil the inside of the marsupioplast with a paper towel dipped in Dr. Adder's Adder Bladder Oil Personal Lubricant, apply same to the ExulanDick (use more if prosthesis is glittery as the increased surface area of the glitter will dehydrate it to the touch), and gently install until it clicks into place. Following use, simply rinse and re-season and place the ExulanDick into the dishwasher on a delicates cycle.