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With the holidays just around the corner, it can be difficult to find something for everyone on your list. With permission from Gender Claus himself, we are able to bring you the technology to transition any marital aid currently available for purchase into an ExulanDick. All you need to complete the transition is to apply this branding witchcraft to the item of choice, and then to obtain a marsupioplasty (sold separately). Voila! This is a perfect stocking stuffer.